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Frightened The Postman

« on: August 23, 2018, 09:31:13 PM »
I frightened the Postman this Morning, by going to the door Naked, dont know what scared him the most, me being Naked, or the fact I knew where he lived  :)

Just been alerted that the Local Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter' who has prodded six people in the bum, in the last 48hrs.........they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

And to all the Take That Fans I have upset.
'Whatever I said, Whatever I did, I didn't mean it'  :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D

Oh and following on from my diet exploits I've Just started the Adam Ant Diet..... Don't Chew Ever..Don't Chew ever  :o :o :o

i'll get mi coat.....'Taxi' 'Taxi'

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Re: Frightened The Postman

« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2018, 01:14:59 PM »
Ah yes, diets.

I was speaking with FPM last night by phone and he complained of eyesight problems.

My advice was to try the home made gold soup diet. Not only would he lose weight, his eyesight would improve.

Keen to try it, pen poised, he awaited the list of ingredients..

Simples..... 24 carets.
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Re: Frightened The Postman

« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2018, 09:07:28 PM »
DIETS, DIETS, Im bloody sick of diets. I spent all day today wondering how they make them Cheesy Puffs, then I thought Wotsit matter  ;D ;D
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Re: Frightened The Postman

« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2018, 10:50:51 PM »
I've notched it up another level. I'm really busting it now.

Today I managed to cram a 14 day diet plan into just 24 hours.

Respect......
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