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Three to groan at...

« on: August 03, 2018, 11:25:50 AM »
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that *you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.*

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
'But why,' they asked, as they moved off.
'Because,' he said, *I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.*

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
a family in Egypt, and is named 'Ahmal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him 'Juan.'
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, *'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'*

Ok... where's the cloakroom?
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Re: Three to groan at...

« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2018, 12:34:05 PM »
You need to get out more  :P

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Re: Three to groan at...

« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2018, 05:10:01 PM »
You need to get out more  :P

JB
I did get out this afternoon, and you may (or may not) be pleased to hear I'm back :)
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Re: Three to groan at...

« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2018, 08:04:54 AM »
Groan...
Old enough to know better, but still too young to care.


 

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