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Permission Granted

« on: May 17, 2018, 10:04:00 AM »
A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Kilfenora in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude.

This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; in fact, and she was willing to pay up to 10,000.

Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with his wife.

In a few minutes he returned.
"T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said "The wife says it's okay. "I'll paint you in the nude all right; but I must leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes."
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Re: Permission Granted

« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2018, 02:47:12 PM »
A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Kilfenora in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude.

This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; in fact, and she was willing to pay up to 10,000.

Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with his wife.

In a few minutes he returned.
"T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said "The wife says it's okay. "I'll paint you in the nude all right; but I must leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes."

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Re: Permission Granted

« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2018, 01:23:50 AM »
One of your life experiences?
While staying in Kilfenora, the locals told me that the artist did indeed strip off! The woman was so enamoured by what she saw, she dragged him into her limo and he was never seen again. The locals said she had a strange accent and referred to her as gee girl?
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