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Oh, really??

« on: June 01, 2018, 11:08:31 AM »
A man got stopped by a Game Warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: Do you have a permit for all these fish?
Man: No sir. These are all my pet fish.
Warden: Your pet fish? How's that?
Man: Well, every night I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.
Warden: Well that's just a crock of lies!
Man: Here I'll show you... (releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: Well this I've really got to see!
5 minutes later...
Warden: Well?
Man: What?
Warden: The fish! Where's your pet fish?
Man: What fish?
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