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« on: January 10, 2018, 11:14:10 AM »
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like is--first I tried we ma right hand, but nothing. Then I tried we ma left hand, but still nothing. then I asked me wife for help.
She tried we her right hand, then we her left, still nothing. She tried we her mooth, first we her teeth in, then we her teeth oot, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the wifie next door an she tried too, first we both hands, then an armpit, an she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Ye, none of us could get thee jar open."
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