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« on: February 10, 2018, 11:05:52 PM »
Bill is sitting in a pub and pulls out a tiny piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully.

The fella on the next bar stool, Joe, says, 'That's amazing, where did you get him?'

Bill says 'Well I got this magic lamp with a genie inside. He granted me one wish.'

'That's great, could I use it?'

Bill agrees and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs it and out pops a genie who offers him anything he wants. He says, 'I want a million bucks' Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks. Joe exclaims 'Hey, I asked for a million BUCKS! Not DUCKS!'

Bill explains, 'Yes, he's a bit deaf, isn't he?
You don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?'  ;)
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