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Cough cure.

« on: June 16, 2017, 07:08:58 PM »
A pharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant.
The assistant replies "He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives."
"You idiot" said the pharmacist "You can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" replied the assistant
"Look at him; .....he daren't cough now!"
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Re: Cough cure.

« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2017, 10:03:05 PM »
More that once I suggested drinking a bottle of Lactulose as a cough and cold cure to prisoners who used to ask me for codeine linctus.

Mind you - I also used to suggest Deep Heat rub as a cure for headaches / other minor pains as opposed to the Dihydrocodeine they tried to get off me.
1) Squeeze out 1 to 2cm of Deep Heat rub onto your index finger
2) In a circular motion rub evenly and smoothly into your ringpiece.
3) forget all about your headache / arm ache / pain in your ear etc...

Used to get death threats all the time  - I wonder why?
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Re: Cough cure.

« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2017, 08:59:49 AM »
Hi
I must try this, it sounds economical

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Deep Heat rub as a cure for headaches / other minor pains as opposed .....
1) Squeeze out 1 to 2cm of Deep Heat rub onto your index finger
2) In a circular motion rub evenly and smoothly into your ringpiece.
3) forget all about your headache / arm ache / pain in your ear etc...

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Re: Cough cure.

« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2017, 08:45:15 PM »
Toothpaste on your scrotum is similarly distracting of headaches
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