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Career choices

« on: December 02, 2017, 02:57:09 PM »
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the chop.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Silencer Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Delicatessen Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. Perhaps my best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory -tried hard, but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I got a job as a Historian - until I realised there was no future in it.
14. My next job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. I tried out for a job at the circus as the 'Human Cannonball'. That didn't work out either, seems I wasn't the right calibre.

16. So I tried retirement and found I'm PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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