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Ageing

« on: March 12, 2018, 10:08:24 PM »
Recognise any of these?

As I get older, I realize... 
#1  -  I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
#2  -  I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit..
#3  -  I don't need anger management.  I need people to stop p**sing me off.
#4  -  My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5  -  The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down.  I'll remember it."
#6  -  I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7  -  These days, "on time" is when I get there.
#8  -  Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9  -  Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10  -  Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
#11  -  "Getting lucky" means walking into  a room and remembering why I'm there.
#12  -  When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment..  Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13  -  Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.
#14  -  I thought growing old would take longer.
#15  -  Ageing sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.
#16  -  I still haven't learned to act my age.
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Re: Ageing

« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2018, 10:43:28 PM »
Don't knock getting older.

It's far better than the alternative...... :'(
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Re: Ageing

« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 10:04:37 AM »
Don't knock getting older.
It's far better than the alternative...... :'(

Don't be sure of that, I've visited ancient relative in old peoples homes.
Brian.
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