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Today at 10:16:27 AM by FlyingPanMan
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then leaned over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, and reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?"
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This here duck's from Virginia. You got a Virginia huntin' license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, 'Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert!"
tomcat
December 09, 2017, 07:04:27 PM by tomcat
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We may be looking for another forum member to make up a party of 4 for a short foray into the ROI 3rd to 6th May 2018.
Staying in Athlone,Ring of Kerry and outside Dublin.
Ferry to and from Liverpool/Dublin.
Anyone interested?
tomcat
December 07, 2017, 07:51:36 PM by tomcat
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The weather looks to be changing to a more Winter nature over the next few days. Take care out there, coucil cutbacks will result in lower levels of gritting.
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