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Sat' 7th April.

« on: April 07, 2018, 09:07:26 PM »
Open until next Sunday. Best caption starts next photo caption submission.

I'll set the ball rolling with,

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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2018, 06:48:51 AM »
Police vans are such friendly creatures. Just give it something to drink and it will roll over so you can tickle its tummy...
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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2018, 09:59:02 AM »
"Got to get this right. They came at us with a JCB, flipped us over and shot off down that street there".
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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2018, 10:24:35 AM »
Look at that - Diesel under £1.20 a litre...
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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2018, 10:44:06 AM »
“They see me rollin’, they hatin”

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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2018, 10:53:27 AM »
"Constable, I'm sending you for a hearing test, I said, get the MAN on the roof"
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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2018, 01:06:04 AM »
Alright then, own up. Who put helium in the tyres?
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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2018, 07:09:22 PM »
Police vans are such friendly creatures. Just give it something to drink and it will roll over so you can tickle its tummy...
and the Oscar goes to.....
OK Paul you're the winner. I recall a number of Policewomen who also performed as you expressed there!
Post us a piccie big lad.
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Re: Sat' 7th April.

« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2018, 10:35:40 PM »
I'm honoured to accept this award on behalf of my accountant, medical team and Swedish masseuse...

As for finding another pic, I'll get looking!
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