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September 02, 2015, 08:58:55 PM by thumb
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People born before 1946 are called -
The Greatest Generation.
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -
The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -
Generation X.
And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called -
Generation Y.
Why do we call the last group -Generation Y ?
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
But perhaps a cartoonist explained
it most eloquently below...

September 02, 2015, 08:05:05 PM by bikerman555 | Views: 92 | Comments: 7

been doing some in depth research on scottoiler problems, and there seems to be a lot of people who don't rate them as they are too fiddly, and cant get a regular flow and oil washes off too easy in bad weather etc.
well I may let this one run down and go back to chain lube/wax and see how I get on.
I check bike every week anyway on sat/sundays so I know it will be ok for work and the like.
any opinions gratefully received and yes I know I bang on about lubing but it winds me up that after 8000 miles I have  1 O ring peeking and be buggered if im getting new chain on that say so
September 02, 2015, 07:48:29 PM by notlob
Views: 50 | Comments: 3

A farmer stopped by the local mechanicís shop to have his truck fixed.  They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.  He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.  However, struggling outside the store he now had the problem of how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.  She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house.  I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.  Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.  We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady!  I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens and a goose.  How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The old lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

 ;D ;D ;D


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