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January 28, 2015, 08:47:14 PM by notlob
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Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them.
"B*ll*ks to that" said Paddy, "That's the last time I go lion dancing"
January 27, 2015, 08:18:53 PM by pie_man | Views: 81 | Comments: 14
yep as the title says I've started to diet. So the story goes, just before the operation on my hand I was weighed at the hospital, I presume for the anaesthetist so he knows how much anaesthetic to give me, well that's what I think anyway, probably more like they can have a laugh and after one of them said we better give this FB a little bit more. well I weighed in at a slender 113KG/17st-12lb/249lb which ever. And so I begun my diet on the 11th of Jan. I cant do much at present tho, I have started following slimming world recipes and going for a 3 mile brisk walk each evening, my plan is to loose 3 stone and get to about 15 stone. Today I weighed 17st-1lb.
please feel free to ridicule, but have you ever succeeded in loosing weight and keeping it off, what did you do to reach your slender shape.
January 26, 2015, 08:39:59 PM by notlob
Views: 73 | Comments: 9
A Jewish guy wins the lottery.
When he's being presented with his big cheque by Dale Winton he suddenly raises one arm straight out and shouts "Heil Hitler !!!".
Dale is shocked and says to the guy "I thought you was Jewish?".
The Jew rolls up his sleeve points at his tattoo and replies,
"Who d'you think gave me the numbers?"
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